Feelin' kinda Patton :)

The following was inspired by a poster spotted by Patton Oswalt that read: "Caring is thinking with your heart"

[click "Read on, MacDuff!" to continue reading]

Here are some other interesting facts about emotions and feelings:

Jealousy is hating with your asshole.
...Terror is getting an erection with your liver.
...Patriotism is making cupcakes with your nutsack (yes, this also applies to you, ladies).
...Happiness is your brain masturbating about how good your hair looks.

Read the rest over at Patton's blog, "Spew." Then go check oot his CDs, DVDs etc :)

"Bend over, Abigail May - here comes the gravy pipe!" [from "Feelin Kinda Patton," Track 19]